I Kicked Jamie Dornan Out

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I Kicked Jamie Dornan Out

When I invited Jamie Dornan over for the weekend, I ASSumed he understood "The Situation". Like, em:

1. I assumed he had shaved and douched;

2. I assumed he had been on an all liquid diet for at least three days; and

3. I assumed he had pre-shipped several industrial sized boxes of condoms;

Well, when I opened the door for That Clown Jamie Dornan, he was eating a cheeseburger! A fucking cheeseburger. I mean, come on ..

So, of course I turned Jamie Dornan right round and sent him on his way.

A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER!