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Pedro Andrade
Code TV
Okay, Okay. I didn't actually see Pedro Andrade's Penis. Butt, I'm just gonna like ASSume that Pedro had his penis with him when I saw him on the Path Train yesterday. I'm thinking that Pedro's penis was probably packed away in his jeans, like somewhere in the crotch area, probably tilting about 35 degrees to the left. I don't know, I just see Pedro as like a "Penis Tilting To The Left" kinda guy.
Since Pedro did not knock me down, rip off my pretty pink panties and fahk me up the aaasss, I'm guessing that Pedro Andrade is like really really shy.
Anywho, even though I'd probably only seen Pedro two or three times on tv, when NYC TV ran one of Pedro's Code TV segments, I recognized Pedro immediately.
Pedro is either not used to be recognized on the street or he didn't think I looked like someone who would have enough money to afford a high-speed internet connection because Pedro asked me how I know who he was. I said: "Look, beauch, you're on tv. A lot of people watch tv. Get the fahk over it." Well, actually, all I said was I saw you on NYC TV, but I was definitely thinking about saying: "Look, beauch, you're on tv, a lot of people watch tv". I was also thinking of saying:
1. Do you think I'm Sexy?
2. Wanna hear my rates?
3. I don't want to be rude, but, just what is your net worth? ...
4. Do those pants you're wearing come off?
5. Wanna fahk me up the aaasss on the Path train?
6. Want me to fahk you up the aaasss on the Path Train?
7. How about we just start fahking guys up the aaass on the Path Train until we get to 33rd Street?
8. Isn't "Pedro" like Spanish for "Bigass Coock"?
And, like on and on and on. You know? Like typical gay stuff.
It's kinda funny. Here is a guy who is ON tv and on a web-based tv network and he is taking the Path Train, acting normal and is surprised that I recognized him. I meet wannabe actor idiots on temp assignments who have never acted in anything in their entire lives and THEY are always on STAR TURNS.
Pedro is one of the hosts for Code TV, he interviews people and businesses that are profiled on Code TV. Code TV promotes itself as a web-based tv network for wealthy New Yorkers. I noticed recently that NYC TV runs certain Code TV programming.
