Perez Hilton Decides to Diet

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Perez Hilton Decides to Diet

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The current issue of HX Magazine has an interview with Perez Hilton and Perez says that he has decided to go on a diet.

Na, I remembers Perez saying something about something or other that finally convinced him that he should lose some weight but, I just can't for the life of me remember what it was.

Perez, Perez. If you is out there Perez, can you email me and tell me what finally convinced you that you should diet? I'm just curious.

btw, Perez admits what should have been obvious to him, i.e., that there was no reason he and Barbara Walters should ever have been in the same building together at the same time (that Perez going on The View was a mistake).

Get this, Perez says that The View did a pre-interview with him before the show to go over what would be talked about during the show and, they didn't mention anything about charging Perez with beating up on the children of celebrities.

Anybody who thinks The Press is some holy institution seeking truth, justice and the American way needs a wake up call. First of all, if you have your own platform and you are reaching millions of people per day, why the fahk to you need the fahking View and the Fahking New York Times?

The Number One Thing Everyone Needs To Know About Most Writers and Reporters is that most of them don't make any fucking money. Some Black Football Player once noted that "Sports Writers" are generally over-educated White Guys making LESS than six figures a year, while Sports Writers are mostly writing ABOUT Black Men who [i]may have graduated from high schoo[/b] and who are millionaries.

An On The New York Times. Somebody at The New York Times appears to be spending every waking minute trying to figure out how to put something in the New York Times about Nick Denton and Gawker Media and, Perez Hilton is just one of many people who have shown that Gawker Media is just so much smoke and mirrors. So, tell me this,

Should Perez Hilton give an interview to a newspaper that is working over-time trying to pimp a blog that can't compete with Perez Hilton?

Peter Everhard
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