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As a result of recently de-classified military documents, The Bitchless Blog can now confirm what has been whispered about in Black and Hispanic bars in New York City since the 80's.
The Aliens are in fact Hard-up White New York City B.i.t.c.h.e.s..
White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. In Space
Back in the 80's, The Department of Defense recognized that White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. in New York City were going "increasingly longer and longer periods of time" without having sex of any kind. The Department of Defense realized the danger these Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. could pose to America's National Security. However, due to the "high crime rate in New York City at the time", The Department of Defense assumed that no Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h. would actually manage to live long enough to go more than 10 years without sex.
Statistics from New York City in the 80's showed that while there were in fact ever increasing numbers of Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. that were going six to eight years without sex, at the eighth year without sex, MOST hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. in New York City were usually killed, chopped up and their body parts were scattered around the metro area in garbage bags. The Department of Defense assumed that the high crime rate in New York City would protect America from any sizable numbers of Rogue Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s.
However, The Department of Defense did not consider a little known private aerospace company in New York in the 80's called White Business B.i.t.c.h.e.s. In Space. In fact, White Business B.i.t.c.h.e.s. in Space launched a spacecraft into orbit in 1982, The Business B.i.t.c.h.e.s. Spacecraft was assumed to have exploded near the moon that same year.
We now know that the White Business B.i.t.c.h.e.s. in Space Craft did not explode. Rather, what in fact happened was that there was a space craft full of 250 Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. circling the earth since 1982.
The Horror! The Horror!
Now the world knows what happens to Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s when they go more than 15 years without sex ... When Hard-up White B.i.t.c.h.e.s. go 15 years or more without sex, they morph into Aliens.
BTW,
The US Department of Defense now knows that The Predators are in fact a Bitchless military force that was formed by a confederation of Planets to combat Rogue Hard-Up White B.i.t.c.h. Gangs that formed in other Galaxies.
