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because some people are
just too old and too ugly to be gay
In keeping with our position that gay should end at 29, we are producing a new reality show on this board called De Gayed . De Gayed will present interventions in which it is explained to queers over 29 that they are just too old and too ugly to be gay.
If you know some old tired-ass, ugly-ass fahker queen still trying to club and still trying to hang with us seriously hot and seriously fuckables, post that beauch's name and picture in our De Gayed Forum, we'll take care of the rest.
There is just too much ugly in gay, gay needs to be cleaned up and, goddamnit, we'll gonna clean it up.
For our first intervention we have ..
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Anderson Cooper, you are hereby De Gayed
With respect to Anderson Cooper, we say the same thing that Dino DeLaurentis reportedly said to his son when he looked up and saw that his son was trying to get him to talk to Meryl Streep and to put her in one of his movies, i.e. ...
She's Not Even Pretty! Why Do You Waste My Time!
We don't know WHAT Anderson Cooper was claiming to be before, but lookit, he ain't gay now. The Age Thing alone with Cooper is enough for us to kick his ass out. But, on top of being over 29, look at his fahking head. We just can't have ugly, over 29 fahkers with grey Hair walking around claiming to be gay. If we allowed that, next thing you know Michael Musto would be suing to get back in.
