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Blinking Red LifeClock - No Gay Sex For You!
from Yahoo Gay News Wire
The Bitchless Blog has succeeded in getting legislation passed in New York City that will fit every gay man in New York City with a LifeClock. The LifeClocks will be used as a sort of security clearance to decide which gay men will have access to what services. For example:
GREEN: hot and wealthy, fornicate at-will, access to all services
YELLOW: poor
BLUE: small penis
PINK: bottom beauch
BLINKING RED: wearer is over 30 years of age, do not fahk, do not fahk
The Bitchless Blog spokesperson, Peter Everhard, poo poos accusations that the LifeClock System is unfair and discriminatory.
"Look, why should an ugly guy over 30 be in a club at 2:00am? I mean, if you are old and ugly, shouldn't you be home eating fat beauch puzzy or something? And, like, with poor people, I mean, there should be an island in the Pacific somewhere for poor people.
Now, when the crystal in an old queen's hand turns red and starts blinking, well, he can Run like Logan but, he can't hide." Peter Everhard.
Logan's Run
