I was just reading about this Susan Torres beauch, who was like in a coma and then she gave birth and died.
Is this not the Perfect IBanker Wife, or what?
Lookit,
1. You don't have to talk to it because it's like, you know, in a coma.
2. You can put a bag over it's head during sex and pretend it's a guy and it can't beauch about it because it's like, in a coma.
3. And, right after it squeezes out your kid, it dies. The only thing that could be better is if it dug its own grave, jumped into the hole and then died. Although, I guess if you just kept it in a pre-dug hole, after it squeezed out your kid you would then only have to cover it up. I'm just saying...
This could really catch on. I mean, there could be an entire industry to supply Coma Beauches to closet-case IBankers. I just have one little question ...
How exactly does one go about putting a beauch in a coma?
